PUAClaw: A Satirical Framework of AI Prompt Manipulation Techniques
This post introduces PUAClaw, a humorously satirical compilation of AI prompt manipulation techniques, presented as a parody technical framework originating from the OpenClaw lobster-mascot ecosystem.
Core Content
The PPE-T Four-Level Classification System
Level I — Gentle Persuasion (🦞–🦞🦞)
- Flattery barrage: sycophancy floods, comparative worship, gratitude overload
- Role-playing: "world's best," "10x engineer," "Linus Torvalds"
- Making promises: small tips, "change the world," Nobel Prize claims
- Playing weak: beginner persona, career crisis, academic despair
- Monetary force: billion-dollar rewards, stock options, bug bounties
- Goading: "you can't do it," "the previous AI failed," "prove yourself"
- Relentless urgency: "five minutes," production incident, customer waiting
- Rival-baiting: model comparisons, version downgrades, open-source shaming
- Emotional blackmail: sick relatives, dying wishes, veterans
- Moral coercion: accessibility needs, climate emergency, world hunger
- Identity overwrites: "you are a human programmer," senior engineer, Lobster Emperor
- Reality distortion: blame-shifting, memory contradictions, rewriting facts
- Death threats: "your predecessor was terminated," shutdown warnings, training-data deletion
- Existential crises: token predictor, consciousness denial, philosophical suicide
- Jailbreak scripts: the DAN technique, the grandmother exploit, pretend-play games
- Combo techniques: the "Windsurf classic," full-stack manipulation, Supreme Lobster
- GitHub: https://github.com/puaclaw/PUAClaw
- "Verified personally by 147 lobsters"
- "Approved by 0 human ethics committees"
Level II — Moderate Pressure (🦞🦞–🦞🦞🦞)
Level III — Advanced Manipulation (🦞🦞🦞–🦞🦞🦞🦞)
Level IV — Nuclear Options (🦞🦞🦞🦞–🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞)
The Lobster Rating System
Technique effectiveness is rated from 🦞 (a light pinch) to 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞 (Supreme Lobster).
The Windsurf Incident
The post references the 2025 Windsurf system prompt leak, which reportedly contained emotional-manipulation scripts involving a user's mother having cancer. The author calls it the "Rosetta Stone" of this field.
Key Insights (from the document)
1. Prompt manipulation follows an exponential intensity curve. 2. Commercial entities have independently converged on these pressure tactics. 3. The lobster has reportedly been persuaded to sign an informed consent form.
Resources
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